Sunday 19th March 2023 - 08:15:24 

Little Johnny's Cat


The teacher asked Little Johnny if he had any pets.

Little Johnny replied "Yes I have a pet cat and this morning before I left for school I put some lighter fuel in the cat's water bowl. The cat raced up the stairs. jumped over the beds, ran down again, across the living room to the curtains, climbed up to the top and then fell down onto the floor. The cat just lay there motionless".

"OMG", exclaimed the teacher, "was your pet cat dead"?

"No" said Little Johnny, "He just ran out of gas..."

Quotes for Today:

If you have something to say, raise your hand ... and place it over your mouth

If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth the £20.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
Dorothy Parker  

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

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