Little Sarah

Sunday 24th September 2023 - 21:08:20

Little Sarah came home from school and with a smile on her face and told her mother. "Frank Brown showed me his willy today!"

Before the mother could raise a concern, Sarah went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut"

Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sarah's Mum asked, "Really small was it?"

Sarah replied, "No...salty

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