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Liver & Cheese

 

A Filipino, a Black man, and a White guy are in a bar having a drink. A gorgeous woman comes up to them and says, "Whoever can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' in a creative sentence can have me for tonight."

So the White guy says, "I love liver and cheese."

She says, "That's not good enough."

The Black man says, "I hate liver and cheese."

She says, "That's not creative either."

Finally, the Filipino says, "Liver alone, cheese mine!"

Quotes for Today:

China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
 


Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers.
 


Computer Science: solving today's problems tomorrow.
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

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