Lost And Famished In The Forest
Surprisingly a couple of park rangers happen to find him at that moment and arrested him for killing an endangered species.
At court, he plead innocent to the charges against him claiming that if he didn't eat the bald eagle he would have died from starvation.
The judge ruled in his favor. In the judge's closing statement he asked the man, "I would like you to tell me something before I let you go. I have never eaten a bald eagle, nor ever plan on it. What did it taste like"?
The man answered, "Well, it tasted like a cross between a whooping crane and a spotted owl".