Saturday 2nd July 2022 - 00:19:56 

Lost Camper Finds Way


A husband took his wife camping for the first time. Considering himself an experienced outdoors man, he passed along outdoor survival tips at every chance he got. However, one day they got lost hiking in the deep woods. The husband tried the usual tactics to determine direction — moss on the trees (there was none), direction of the sun (it was an overcast day), etc., etc.

Just as his wife was beginning to panic, he spotted a small cabin off in the distance. He pulled out his binoculars, studied the cabin, turned and led them right back to the campsite.

"That was terrific", she said. "How did you do it"?

"Simple", he replied. "In this part of the country all the TV satellite dishes point south".

Quotes for Today:

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

We work to become, not to acquire.
Elbert Hubbard 

What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I'd realized it sooner.

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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