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Love Quotes

 

'I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.'
Dorothy Parker.

'Women are cursed, and men are the proof.'
Rosanne Barr.

"Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself."
Mae West.

'My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to."
Rita Rudner.

"I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up."
Barbara Bush.

"The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead."
Ann Landers.

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
Groucho Marx.

"Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day."
Mickey Rooney.

Quotes for Today:

I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
 


I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved.
 


I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
Thomas Jefferson 


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This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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