'Women are cursed, and men are the proof.'
"Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself."
'My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to."
"I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up."
"The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead."
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
"Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day."