Wednesday 19th September 2018 - 01:13:03 

Love Story

 

I will seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu


Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!



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Quotes for Today:

Search for the positive and you shall find it. Search for the negative and you shall find it. You will always find and often become what you are searching for.
 


Seasonal Greetings
 


Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: 'Buy one dog, get one flea...'
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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