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Ingenious:

A Young man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his cell as "LOW BATTERY".

Whenever she calls him in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it to the charger.

Give that man a medal:

The Caller of the Year Award:

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Quotes for Today:: The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life
Muhammad Ali; The more you have the less you show, the less you have the more you show.; The only stupid question is the question you don't ask.

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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Design in the absence of content is not design, it's decoration.