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Lucky 5

 

There was a guy whose lucky number was five. He was born on May 5, 1955. He graduated 5th in his class, got a job with the 5th company he applied to and soon became the 5th highest executive, married the 5th girl he dated, had 5 children, and always shot a five under at golf. One day he was at the horse track, and saw that at 5PM in the fifth race in lane number 5 was a five year old stallion named "Numero Cinco". Seeing this as a sign, he goes to the fifth betting window and bets $55,555 on the horse. He goes to the fifth row in the stands to watch the race.

The horse came in fifth

Quotes for Today:

Those who never win and never quit are idiots.
 


Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.
Jon Lithgow 


To be wronged is nothing unless you remember it.
Confucious (Kong Fu-Zi) 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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