Luke Skywalker Is Suddenly Awakened
'Luke', breathed Vader. 'See that gift over there under the tree? That's a cuddly Ewok, that is'.
'Stop'!, cried the infant Luke. 'You're spoiling the surprise'!
'Luke, that one there is a brand new light sabre', Vader continued.
'Don't tell me', said Luke, clamping his hands over his ears.
'Luke, the really big one is a replica of the Millenium Falcon', Vader concluded.
Luke tearfully asked, 'How do you know what Santa's brought me'?
Vader replied, 'Luke - I have felt your presents'.