Sunday 1st October 2023 - 01:32:48 

Luke Skywalker Is Suddenly Awakened


It's midnight on Christmas Eve, and a five year-old Luke Skywalker is fast asleep, but suddenly awakened by a crash and a cloud of soot coming from the fireplace. From down the chimney stepped not Santa, but Darth Vader!

'Luke', breathed Vader. 'See that gift over there under the tree? That's a cuddly Ewok, that is'.

'Stop'!, cried the infant Luke. 'You're spoiling the surprise'!

'Luke, that one there is a brand new light sabre', Vader continued.

'Don't tell me', said Luke, clamping his hands over his ears.

'Luke, the really big one is a replica of the Millenium Falcon', Vader concluded.

Luke tearfully asked, 'How do you know what Santa's brought me'?

Vader replied, 'Luke - I have felt your presents'.

Quotes for Today:

China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers.

Computer Science: solving today's problems tomorrow.

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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