Tuesday 11th December 2018 - 20:33:25 

Maharishi Vatsyayan Has Stated In His Magnum Opus


Sex is a:

Duty: if done with your Wife

Art: if done with your Lover

Education: if done with a Virgin

Business Transaction: if done with a Prostitute

Social Work: if done with a Divorcee

Charity: if done with a Widow

Sacrifice: if done with your own Hand.

Another goodie from jlo


Quotes for Today:

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Groucho Marx 

I’ve never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful.” ~ Author

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

This can save your bacon


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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