Thursday 22nd August 2019 - 02:00:21 

Main Reason Why I Write

 

Because kidnapping people

and forcing them to act out

my interesting make-believe

worlds is technically illegal...

Quotes for Today:

I keep my spammed links as test subjects for my security studies.
 


I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.
Elayne Boosler 


I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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