Friday 24th December 2021 - 13:01:35 

Making It Last


Part of the curriculum in the schools these days is sex education.

Educators are trying to teach abstinence as a option to the kids.

One teacher was addressing her 7th grade class and said, "In moments of temptation, just ask yourself one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth what could end-up with disease, or worse -- a lifetime of shame and regret?

Now, are there any questions"?

One sweet young thing in the back of the room then raised her hand and asked, "Teacher, how do you make it last for an hour"?

Quotes for Today:

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
Harry Truman  

I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me.

I have noticed even people who claim everything is redestined and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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