Monday 28th September 2020 - 15:21:54 

Making Love By The French, Irish And The Scots

 

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Scotsman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.


"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me".


"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times", the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man".


When the Scotsman remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?" "Once", he replied. "Only once" the Italian arrogantly snorted? "And what did she say to you this morning"?


"Don't stop".

Quotes for Today:

A smile confuses an approaching frown.
Author Unknown 


A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
Phyllis Diller 


A woman filed for divorce from her husband because she asked for something for her birthday, any style or color, that would go from 0 to 200 fast.
He gave her a bathroom scale.
 

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