Thursday 2nd December 2021 - 16:31:02 

Marriage Quotations And Observations


  1. Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence).

  2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

  3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Master's.

  4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffe-ring.

  5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: in the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBORS listen.

  6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.

  7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

  8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

  9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
    Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

  10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.
    Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!

  11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

  12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.

  13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

  14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her.
    They got married, and now he is going through HELL.

  15. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

  16. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe, Southeast Asia and the Philippines.

  17. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but they still stay together.

  18. Marriage is when a man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

  19. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "y" becomes silent.

  20. I married Miss right; I just didn't know her first name was Always.

  21. It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

  22. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

  23. A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL, MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE,
    WHAT HAPPENED? asked his friend. He says, MY WIFE FOUND OUT.

  24. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway lights on.

  25. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER?
    The other replied, YES, I AM, I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.

  26. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.

  27. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

  28. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received hundreds of letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.

  29. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife iS NEW !

  30. Marriage is like a deck of cards....................

    In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

    By the end..............

    you'll wish you had a fucking club and a spade.....

Another good one from: Claude


Quotes for Today:

Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
Abigail Van Buren (1918 - ), 1978 

Wisdom is knowing what to do next. Skill is knowing how to do it. Virtue is doing it.
Thomas Jefferson 

Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions.

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

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