Sunday 23rd September 2018 - 22:41:04 

Mathematics Test

 

Joe walked into his dad's study while his dad was working on the computer.

"Dad", said Joe, "Remember when you told me you'd give me 20 dollars if I passed my math test"?

Dad nodded.

"Well, the good news is that I just saved you 20 bucks".


and another

Sam: Dad, would you do my math homework for me?

Dad: No, son, it wouldn’t be right.

Sam: Well, at least you could try.

Quotes for Today:

Discipline is remembering what you want.
David Campbell 


Do everything you can to be a happy person, right now. If you think you can grouse today and then be happy someday... in the future, I'm here to tell you that happiness just doesn't work that way. Putting off happiness until 'someday' lasts forever.
 


Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
Scottish Proverb 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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