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Tuesday 22nd September 2020 - 07:48:20 

Maybe A True Story...

 

After a major surgery, the guy was taken me to a private recovery room.

He finally woke up, look around as a pretty nurse walked up to me, and he said "soft music, dim lights and 5 pretty women - obviously I didn't survive the operation".

They all cracked-up and treated him so nice, by the time he got to the general ward, everyone in the hospital had heard his story!

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