Sunday 23rd September 2018 - 21:47:32 

Maybe This Is The Real Problem

 

You, who worry about Democrats versus Republicans -- relax, here is our real problem.

In a Buffalo University classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States. It was pretty simple the candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age.

However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president.

The class was taking it in and letting her rant, and not many jaws hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating

"What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section"?

Yep, these are the same kind of college kids that just voted in our last election!

They breed and they walk among us.

Quotes for Today:

Software is like SEX it’s better when it’s FREE
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Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
 


Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
 

This can save your bacon

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