Wednesday 21st November 2018 - 11:15:15 

Medical Examination Of The Young Newly Wed

 

While trying to track down the cause of a recurrent vaginitis in a young newly wed woman, the doctor asked whether her partner was circumcised.

The query drew only a blank look. So the doctor rephrased the question in what he felt was a clever and tactful manner: "When he doesn't have an erection, can you see the head of his penis, or is it covered by folds of skin"?

Her unabashed and matter-of-fact response: "I've never seen him without an erection".

Quotes for Today:

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
Paul Erdos (1913-1996) 


A morning without coffee is like something without something else.
 


A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
George Bernard Shaw, Irish playwright, essayist and literary critic (1856-1950) 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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