Miscellaneous - A Walking Economy

Friday 13th December 2019 - 09:50:34

"Look at me!" moaned Jack to his friend Phil as they walked down the street, "I'm a walking economy"!

"How so "?, asked Phil

"Well, it's like this" replied Jack, "my hairline is receding, my stomach is suffering from the effects of inflation and the two things together are causing me a deep depression".

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