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Mission Accomplished

 



Now you are over 35,
married with two kids
have a job you can't stand
in a town you once swore to leave?

Then this 3-bedroom, 2.5-bath
suburban monument to averageness is for you!
Mission accomplished and ambitions achieved
Easy access to strip malls, chain restaurants
and charming walking trails for quiet sobbing.
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This can save your bacon
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Quotes for Today:

A day without smiling is a wasted day!!!
 


A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.
 


A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
Doug Linder 


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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