Monday 14th October 2019 - 13:03:12 

Moan!

 

There was an old married Jewish couple, and they were bored with their sex life.

One day, the husband said that he was going to go downtown and check out the peep show's to get some ideas. His wife agreed, saying that she was willing to try anything new.

When the husband returned, she asked "Well, did you learn anything"?

He replied "Well, they do the same things we do, they just moan a lot".

She said that she would try moaning in bed too.

That evening, while having sex, the wife asked "Can I moan now"?

He said "No, not yet".

A little while later, she asked again "Can I moan now"?

Again the husband said "No, not just yet".

Finally, she asked again "Can I moan now"?

He said "YES! Yes! You can moan NOW"!

The wife: "Well, I went to the store today and they did not have what I wanted. Oy! I hate when that happens"!

Quotes for Today:

Strange how much you've got to know before you know how little you know.
 


Success in life is a matter not so much of talent or opportunity as of concentration and perseverance.
C. W. Wendte  


Success is the ability to go from one failure to the next without any loss of enthusiasm.
 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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