Friday 17th August 2018 - 22:35:57 

Modern Day Changes To Life And Channels

 



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The bastard just changes my channels
for thos who cannot see the picture - no pun intended :)


A guy broke into my apartment last week.
He didn't take the TV, only the remote.
Now he drives past and changes tthe channels


sick bastard


This can save your bacon
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Quotes for Today:

Prosperity is living easily and happily in the real world, whether you have money or not.
Jerry Gellis  


Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
 


Quitters never win, winners never quit.
 





The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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