Sunday 21st March 2021 - 22:34:46 

More Political Speak And Some George Bushisms


Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
HL Mencken [Journalist and satirist]


In democracy everyone has the right to be represented, even the jerks.
Chris Patten [Former UK MP and Governor of Hong-Kong]


Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the National Debt.
Herbert Hoover [President USA 1929-1933]


You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
Robin Williams [Comedian and actor]


Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
Marion Barry [Mayor Washington, DC]


Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift" ... they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git."
Alexei Sayle [British comedian. actor and author]


I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers [Comedian, social commentator, vaudeville actor]

The House of Commons is the longest running farce in the West End.
Cyril Smith [Former UK MP]


A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
George W Bush [President USA]


Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
George W Bush [President USA]


and here are the George Bushisms:

I think war is a dangerous place.

Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?

They misunderestimated me.

We must focus on building an Iran that is capable of resisting Iranian influence.

I want to thank my friend, Senator Bill Frist, for joining us today. He married a Texas girl, I want you to know.

Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me.

The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorise himself.

For a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times.

The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the - the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice.

Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat.

You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.

I understand small business growth. I was one.

Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN's [Obstetrician/Gynaecologist] aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country.

Will the highways on the internet become more few?

Information is moving. You know, nightly news is one way, of course, but it's also moving through the blogosphere and through the Internets.

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.

That's George Washington, the first president, of course. The interesting thing about him is that I read three - three or four books about him last year. Isn't that interesting.

And truth of the matter is, a lot of reports in Washington are never read by anybody. To show you how important this one is, I read it, and [Tony Blair] read it.

All I can tell you is when the governor calls, I answer his phone.

I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.

Nicked from: The BBC amd The Guardian newspaper.


Quotes for Today:

All travel has its advantages. If the traveller visits better countries, he may learn to improve his own; and if fortune carries him to worse, he may learn to enjoy his own.
Samuel Johnson  

All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?

Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
Martin Golding (citation tnx to chads2k2) 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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