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I dialed a number and got the following recording:

'I am not available right now, but
Thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the
Beep. If I do not return your call,
You are one of the changes.'

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Aspire to inspire before you expire...

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My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses..

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Blessed are those who can give without remembering
And take without forgetting.

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The irony of life is that, by the time
You're old enough to know your way
Around, you're not going anywhere.

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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think
Of an answer for her first question.

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I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.

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Every morning is the dawn
of a new error.

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Quotes for Today:

Prosperity is living easily and happily in the real world, whether you have money or not.
Jerry Gellis  


Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
 


Quitters never win, winners never quit.
 


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This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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