My First Visit For A Colonoscopy
His new nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room and told me to get undressed, have a seat and wait until the doctor was available. She said that he would only be a few minutes.
I changed and donned the green knee-length gown the nurse gave me. As I sat down I noticed there were three items on the stand next to the examination table:
A Tube of K-Y jelly,
A rubber glove
And a beer
When the doctor finally arrived I said, "Hey Doc, I'm a little confused, this is my first exam... I know about the K-Y and the glove but I cannot imagine why you have the beer?
At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door
He flung the door open and yelled at the top of his voice to his nurse...
"Dang it Evelyn !!! I said a Butt Light "!