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My Girlfriend Just Left Me

 

All she left was a note on the 'fridge:
"It's not working, I can't take it anymore! Gone to stay at my Mother's"!

I opened the 'fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold. I have no idea what in the hell she was talking about............the fridge works fine.


WOMEN, who can understand them?

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