My Neighbor From Across The Street
I often watch her from my window.
Man was I surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door...
I nearly tripped in rushing to open it.
She stood there, looked at me and said, "I just finished work and I feel so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight"?
I immediately replied, "Tonight I'm free and I have no plans"!!!
Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog"?
MAN... IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!