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My Neighbor From Across The Street

 

Beautiful girl
She's single
I often watch her from my window.
Man was I surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door...
I nearly tripped in rushing to open it.
She stood there, looked at me and said, "I just finished work and I feel so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight"?
I immediately replied, "Tonight I'm free and I have no plans"!!!
Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog"?


MAN... IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!


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This can save your bacon
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Quotes for Today:

Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions.
 


Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one
 


Women don't try as hard as men during sex; after all, they don't fall asleep afterwards.
 


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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