Thursday 30th June 2022 - 13:35:40 

My New Year's Wish


Well in getting ready for my New Year's resolutions my friend asked me what one thing I would like to do in 2012 that I've never done before.

I told him "see my feet"!

scales see my feet

The correct way to weigh yourself and get the most accurate result
I can't believe I have been doing wrong all these years.
How to weigh oneself

We must get the word out to everyone!!!

Boffins have come up with a pill that will help obese people lose weight...

...they keep it at the end of an 800 m running track.

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

Quotes for Today:

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977  

There is something that is much more scarce, something finer far, something rarer than ability. It is the ability to recognize ability.
Elbert Hubbard 

THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD! Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!! And look at you - you're on the computer!!

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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