My New Year's Wish

Thursday 30th June 2022 - 13:35:40

Well in getting ready for my New Year's resolutions my friend asked me what one thing I would like to do in 2012 that I've never done before.

I told him "see my feet"!

scales see my feet

The correct way to weigh yourself and get the most accurate result
I can't believe I have been doing wrong all these years.

We must get the word out to everyone!!!

Boffins have come up with a pill that will help obese people lose weight...

...they keep it at the end of an 800 m running track.

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Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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Quotes for Today:: There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977; There is something that is much more scarce, something finer far, something rarer than ability. It is the ability to recognize ability.
Elbert Hubbard; THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD! Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!! And look at you - you're on the computer!!

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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