Tuesday 14th August 2018 - 17:17:29 

My Resimay

 

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person .

I no my spelling is not too good .

My salerery is open, I kin start emeditely.

Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

Sinseerly,

Tiffanny


PS : Becauze my resimay is a bit short

I sent a pickture of me.



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Employer's response:...

Dear Tiffany,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

See you Monday!



Contributed by: Howard


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This can save your bacon
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Quotes for Today:

Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings'.
 


In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut 


Interesting - I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) said when he was told that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer to help them design the next Mac.
Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) 





The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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