Naming The Baby
After watching a young maternity ward patient earnestly thumb through the telephone directory for several minutes, a hospital orderly finally asked if he could be of some help.
"No thanks," the young mother said. "I am just looking for a name for my baby."
"But the hospital supplies a booklet that lists every first name and its meaning," said the orderly.
"That will not help," the mother said. "My baby already has a first name."
"No thanks," the young mother said. "I am just looking for a name for my baby."
"But the hospital supplies a booklet that lists every first name and its meaning," said the orderly.
"That will not help," the mother said. "My baby already has a first name."