Saturday 17th August 2019 - 23:58:14 

Naming The Baby


After watching a young maternity ward patient earnestly thumb through the telephone directory for several minutes, a hospital orderly finally asked if he could be of some help.

"No thanks," the young mother said. "I am just looking for a name for my baby."

"But the hospital supplies a booklet that lists every first name and its meaning," said the orderly.

"That will not help," the mother said. "My baby already has a first name."

Quotes for Today:

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
Sir James M. Barrie  

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

O' wad some god the gif tae gi us, tae see ourselves as others see us

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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