Sunday 25th August 2019 - 17:58:09 

National Orgasm Day

 

Just a friendly reminder that tomorrow is National Orgasm Day

All across the nation, many special events will be happening in recognition of this special holiday.


Are you coming?

Quotes for Today:

More technology is not the answer. It is the problem.
 


My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
 


My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

Fuelled by: CodeIgniter - ver: 3.1.9  Debug: 18.232.124.77 / 785,448Mb / 17:58:09 / 200 / No Errors