Monday 29th November 2021 - 17:08:11 

Never Try Joking With The Wife


One evening a husband, thinking he was being clever said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt"!!!

His wife was not amused and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unnoticed.

The next morning the husband took a pair of his underpants out of the drawer". A little "dust cloud" appeared when he shook them out. What the heck is this" he thought?

"Martha" he shouted into the bathroom, "Why did you put baby powder in my underpants"?

Laughingly she replied with a big smile on her face... "It's not baby powder...... It's 'Miracle Grow'"!!!

Quotes for Today:

BS has the same mathematical properties as the number 1; that is, BS raised to any power is still BS.

Buy land. They've stopped making it.
Mark Twain 

By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me.
Ashleigh Brilliant 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

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