Never Try Joking With The Wife
His wife was not amused and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unnoticed.
The next morning the husband took a pair of his underpants out of the drawer". A little "dust cloud" appeared when he shook them out. What the heck is this" he thought?
"Martha" he shouted into the bathroom, "Why did you put baby powder in my underpants"?
Laughingly she replied with a big smile on her face... "It's not baby powder...... It's 'Miracle Grow'"!!!