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New Bumper Stickers

 

*Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!

*This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron.

*This truck has been in 15 accidents...and hasn't lost one yet..

*Faster than a speeding ticket!

*Adults are just kids with money.

*T.G.I.F Thank God I'm Female.

*You are right where you belong, behind me!

*YES this is my truck, NO I won't help you move! *Keep honking, I am
reloading!

*Do unto others before they do unto you.

*The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the oncoming
train.

*In theory, everything works.

*A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Quotes for Today:

Perfection is an ongoing process. There is only one constant: - change!
 


Piece of Pith:
If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: ? Take two aspirin' and ?keep away from children'.
 


Piece of Pith:
Old people love to give good advice to console themselves for no longer being able to set a bad example.'
La Rochefoucald  

This can save your bacon
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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