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*Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!

*This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron.

*This truck has been in 15 accidents...and hasn't lost one yet..

*Faster than a speeding ticket!

*Adults are just kids with money.

*T.G.I.F Thank God I'm Female.

*You are right where you belong, behind me!

*YES this is my truck, NO I won't help you move! *Keep honking, I am
reloading!

*Do unto others before they do unto you.

*The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the oncoming
train.

*In theory, everything works.

*A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

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Quotes for Today:: Perfection is an ongoing process. There is only one constant: - change!; Piece of Pith:
If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: ? Take two aspirin' and ?keep away from children'.; Piece of Pith:
Old people love to give good advice to console themselves for no longer being able to set a bad example.'
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This can save your bacon
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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