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New Eye Test

 

I just had my annual eye exam and the doctor gave me a new test that he uses to measure the amount of retina pigmentation loss one experiences after the age of 40.

This is a relatively new test. He gave me a copy of it to put on my computer so I can test myself every few weeks.

I asked for permission to forward it to others and he graciously said I could, seeing it was new and so valuable.

So, I am sending it to family and friends over the age of 40.

(if you’re under 30 don’t be offended, it’s for you to pass on to your older friends and family!)


Johns-Jokes



You Can See It . . . Good, Then You Will be Pleased to Hear that you Have Perfect Eyesight !!!


Contributed by: Howard

This can save your bacon
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Quotes for Today:

Do everything you can to be a happy person, right now. If you think you can grouse today and then be happy someday... in the future, I'm here to tell you that happiness just doesn't work that way. Putting off happiness until 'someday' lasts forever.
 


Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
Scottish Proverb 


Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George Burns 


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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