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New Knob Face Lift Procedure

 

A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called ‘The Knob,’ where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman’s head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted ‘The Knob.’

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.

‘All these years, everything has been working just fine. I’ve had to turn the knob many times and I’ve always loved the results.. But now I’ve developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won’t get rid of them’.

The doctor looked at her closely and said, ‘Those e aren’t bags, those are your breasts’.

She said, ‘Well, I guess there’s no point in asking about the goatee’.

Quotes for Today:

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
Phyllis Diller 


A woman filed for divorce from her husband because she asked for something for her birthday, any style or color, that would go from 0 to 200 fast.
He gave her a bathroom scale.
 


About as reliable as a 'Thai pinky shake'.
 


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