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A three-year-old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.

"Mum," he asked, "are these my brains?"

"Not yet."

Quotes for Today:

If you can't be happy where you are, it's a cinch you can't be happy where you ain't.
 


If you don't find it in the Index,look very carefully through the entire catalogue.
Consumer's Guide, Sears, Roebuck and Co. (1897) 


If you don't find it in the Index,look very carefully through the entire catalogue.
Consumer's Guide, Sears, Roebuck and Co. (1897) 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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