Sunday 23rd September 2018 - 22:42:47 

Not An Engineer But He'll Do!

 

The rain was pouring and there was a big puddle in front of the pub just
outside the Air Force Base. A ragged old Marine Aviator, was standing near
the edge with a fishing rod, his line in the puddle.


A curious young Air Force fighter pilot stopped and asked what he was doing.


'Fishing,' the old guy simply said.


'Poor old fool,' the Air Force officer thought and he invited the ragged old
Marine Aviator into the pub for a drink.


As he felt he should start some conversation while they were sipping their
whiskey, the haughty fighter pilot asked, "And how many have you caught?'


'You're the eighth,' the old Marine Aviator answered.



Don't mess with old Marines...........


Contributor: Irving P, HAH

Quotes for Today:

The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent !
 


The covers of this book are too far apart.
Ambrose Bierce (1842-1913) 


The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
George Deukmejian  

This can save your bacon

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