Not Quick Enough To Stop It
"Bollocks"! I shouted and walked into the shop to pay.
"Unlucky, mate", smiled the attendant, who'd seen what I'd done. "Don't worry about the extra".
"Cheers, mate", I said as I handed him my tenner and buggered off.
The idea is to die young as late as possible
Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.
Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)
Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.
Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".
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