Sunday 17th February 2019 - 03:05:55 

Now I Know


As time progresses, women gain weight because they accumulate so much information and wisdom in their heads. This happens so much that it distributes out to the rest of their bodies. So they aren't heavy, they are enormously cultured, educated and happy.

As from today, every time they look at their ass in the mirror they will think, "Good grief, look how smart I am"!!!

That is just a must as to where "Smart Ass" came from!

Quotes for Today:

Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
Scottish Proverb 

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George Burns 

English cuisine and English women - the foundation of a great seafarer nation!

This can save your bacon


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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