Now this is what Some Would Call a Very Loving Wife.

A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife's voice from the kitchen.

"What would you like for dinner love? Chicken, beef or Lamb?

"He said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."

She replied loudly, "Fuck you. You're having soup. I was talking to the cat."

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Ogden Nash; Prosperity is living easily and happily in the real world, whether you have money or not.
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Now This Is What Some Would Call A Very Loving Wife.

Content precedes design. Design in the absence of content is not design, it's decoration.

Now This Is What Some Would Call A Very Loving Wife.

Content precedes design.
Design in the absence of content is not design, it's decoration.