Obama And Little Johnny
First a little girl puts up his hand, and Obama asks for her name.
"Suzanne," responds the little girl.
"And what is your question, Suzanne"?
"I have four questions:
First, Why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?
Second, Why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when it's actually gotten worse?
Third, Why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor, then said that you knew nothing about his preaching and beliefs?
Fourth, Why are we lending mega bucks to Brazil to drill for oil, but America is not allowed to drill for oil?"
Just then, the bell rings for recess. The teacher says they will continue after recess.
When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right: Question time.. Who has a question"?
Little Johnny puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks for his name.
"Johnny" he responds.
"And what is your question, Johnny"?
"Actually, I have two questions.
First, Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?
Second, Where is Suzanne"?