Ode To The Times Of Life

Sunday 24th September 2023 - 21:00:48

Chad wasn't too happy with his doctor's recommendation to cure his constant fatigue.

"You want me to give up sex completely, Doc?" he cried.

"I'm a young guy. I'm in the prime of my life. How do you expect me to give up sex and go cold turkey?"

"Well," replied the doctor, "you could get married and taper off gradually."

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Quotes for Today:: If you have never made a mistake, then you have never done anything of significance.; If you have something to say, raise your hand ... and place it over your mouth; If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth the £20.

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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