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Oh Shit!

 

A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.


The waitress went over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table".


The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No he didn't. He just walked in the door".

Quotes for Today:

If you don't find it in the Index,look very carefully through the entire catalogue.
Consumer's Guide, Sears, Roebuck and Co. (1897) 


If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.
 


If you don't risk anything you risk even more.
Erica Jong 

This can save your bacon
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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