Sunday 29th November 2020 - 01:54:35 

Old And Best Joke From Ancient Rome

 

The best joke on the list is this one from ancient Rome about Emperor Agustus:

The emperor is touring the realm and comes across a man who looks just like himself. Amazed, Augustus stops and asks if the man's mother was ever employeed in the Imperial Palace.

"No, your highness," replies the man. "But my father was".

Quotes for Today:

A little inaccuracy can save tons of explanation.
Saki 


A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
Anonymous  


A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.
Roald Dahl  

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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