Old English Joke About A Hobo
Arrived at this quaint village and decided to stop for a bite.
Stopped in front of "GEORGE AND THE DRAGON", a pub that had just closed for the afternoon.
He knocked at the door and a barmaid opened.
"Luv, I've been on the road, have no money and haven't eaten for three days. Could you spare...."
"You useless bum!! GET LOST" and slammed the door in the hobo's face.
Undaunted, he knocks again and before the barmaid could say anything..
"I'd like a word with George, please".