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One Liners: B - D

 

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Below Average Pilot = Unequal number of takeoffs and landings.

Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.

Bundy - Because you can't solve the worlds problems over white wine.

Cards is like sex, if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

Cats: The other white meat.

Common sense is the least common of all senses.

Copy from one is plagiarism. Copy from two is research.

Crime doesn't pay, Does that mean my job is a crime?

Crashing is the only thing windows does quickly.

Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

Does the information highway have any rest stops?

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it!

Don't rush me, I get paid by the hour.

Don't start with me, You won't win.

Don't steal, The government hates competition.

Quotes for Today:

Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
Ogden Nash 


Prosperity is living easily and happily in the real world, whether you have money or not.
Jerry Gellis  


Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
 


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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

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