Tuesday 11th December 2018 - 20:41:51 

One Liners From Sunny

 

Q: I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in?
A: Cheque books she said.


Q: The easiest way to make your old car run better?
A: Check the prices of new car.


Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.


Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.


Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!


Q: What's the diff between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings you into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.


Q: What's the difference between a good secretary and a personal secretary?
A: One says "Good morning, boss". The other says "It's morning, boss."


* Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.


* Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?
New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.


Contributor: Sunny

Quotes for Today:

Archaeologists have finally come up with an explanation as to why man eventually began walking upright. To free up their hands for masturbation.
 


Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics, even if you win you're still retarded
 


At the party last night, i asked every husband to go stand next to the person who made his life worth living... the bartender was almost crushed to death. :)
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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