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One Night, A Horny Old Geezer...

 

One night, a horny old geezer decides to get himself a hooker.
Since the man doesn't have much money, he looks for the
cheapest prostitute in the nearest Red Light District. A short
while later, he finds what he's looking for and spends
$10 on her.

The next morning, the old geezer wakes up and discovers he has
the crabs. So, he gets dressed and heads down to where he had
been the night before.

He notices the same hooker on the street corner so he marches
over and says, "You gave me the crabs!"

The hooker replies, "What did you expect for $10, lobster?"

Quotes for Today:

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, martini in one hand, hamburger in the other, body used up, worn out and screaming GERONIMO! What a Ride!
 


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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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