One Night In A Bar
Finally, the bartender's curiosity gets the best of him, and he walks down to where the ugly man is.
The bartender says, "Please don't get offended when I tell you this, but I couldn't help noticing you have several beautiful women hanging all over you, and, forgive me, but you are not exactly the most handsome person I've ever seen. In fact, you're quite ugly. Now, normally, I would think these ladies are attracted to you because of your money, but I can tell by the way you're dressed and the fact that they are buying YOU drinks, it's not the money. Tell me, sir, ......what is it about you that these women are so crazy about"?
The man paused a moment......licked his eyebrows, and said, "I haven't the foggiest idea".